I believe this is happening to me yet again. Just when I thought things were improving, here we are starting over. It's like a broken record. To be honest, I'm starting to feel like giving up.

• Perhaps it's time change my habits
• It must just be my imagination
• I need a vacation

Can You Imagine What Just Happened!

I just saw the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A bird was dancing in the air. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.

People were pointing and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!

You Won't Trust This!

Wowzers! This is totally crazy. My neighbor was walking down the street and randomly a group of chickens came out over a bush. They were flying all over the place, and dogs were laughing. It was absolute chaos! I couldn't believe my eyes I had to share this crazy story with you guys.

Is This Really Happening?!

It all started with a random event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when more info suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw slacked in utterdisbelief.

I couldn't fathom what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a movie. This can't be real, right? It has to be a cruel joke.

Could it be I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?

This Is Unbelievable!

You guys won't believe this just occurred. , I kid you not, I think I'm going to lose consciousness! All of it was just totally absurd.

• It's unreal
• Seriously though
• I'm going to have to write this down

I gotta go! You won't believewhat happens next!

It's Beyond Me

Seriously, this whole thing is just completely over my head. I keep trying to getting a handle on it, but it's like trying to solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.

• Should I try a different approach?